THE KINKY

*strut*
*sexy strut*
*sexy, badass strut*
*sexy, badass, explosive strut*
mmm yea ladies you ready?
"Oh, 414! You're here again!"
yeah. With a license.
"Ooooh 414..."
*points at reader*
you're not kinky.
*gets into brothel, closes doors*
*opens them again*
you're not kinky... yet.
you must pass the tests.
then you must prove to us
that you are truly kinky.
*closes doors*
*open doors again, ladies grope at me*
kinky ones. Join us.
*closes doors*